I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
