I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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