Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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