Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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