THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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