By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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