It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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