help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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