One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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