I cockslap morals
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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