First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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