i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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