he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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