glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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