The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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