Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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