when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Damn victory sex feels great
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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