Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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