and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
