I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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