Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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