Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My first STD was from a foam party
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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