i think i have herpe
just one?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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