My nipple is on Facebook.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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