My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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