my soul wont recognize me after tonight
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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