I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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