we're blogging at a bar
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
