LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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