good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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