4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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