Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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