There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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