More tranny stories later!
so explain again why im purple
no
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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