Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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