we made out on top of his cat.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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