did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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