Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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