How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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