the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just puked most of my soul out..
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