chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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