My nipple is on Facebook.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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