Your tits are I can't wait for
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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