when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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