i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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