Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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