using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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