took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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