We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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