I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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