so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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