Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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