She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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