You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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