all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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