Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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