he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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