Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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